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All materials range depending on availability to us at the time we create your order. Most shirts are made from a light weight cotton/poly blend while some garments are cotton only. No matter the material, we use only the SOFTEST tees for our customers so rest assured, you will love the look and feel of your shirt.

Most orders ship in 1-3 business days. Free shipping is offered to US customers on orders $75+. We offer many expedited shipment methods if you are in a time crunch for your order!

Machine wash on cold setting, hang to dry or use low heat setting.

Please view size chart located in photos section and/or thoroughly read sizing recommendation. Our sizing recommendations are based on years of feedback collected from customers.